Name: Tyler Parker
Hometown: High Springs, Florida
Favorite Mock Memory: “Mr. Floyd, I got a doctor friend. He’s terrible at golf, but he’s a good doctor. Anyway, he tells me that the symptoms of post-traumatic stress disorder are memory loss, shakin’ — ”
“OBJECTION YOUR HONOR”
(waves hand as if to do away with the objection)
How You Got Into Mock Trial: I didn’t do Mock Trial in High School. Somehow I was blessed enough to get on this team of champions.
Favorite Accent: White Southerner, Valley Girl, Ratchets
What You Do When You’re Not Doing Mock Trial: THUD! – The Harvard Undergraduate Drummers
Harvard Model Congress
Sleep. So Much Sleep.
Your Most Wonderful Fun Fact: I can name all the Academy Best Pictures back till 1990.